I'm at my wit's end here. These goddamn bed bugs are absolutely ruining my life. I toss and turn all night long, terrified of feeling their little legs crawling on me. Every time I think about them, I just want to scream. I can't stand it anymore. I've tried everything - baking soda - but nothing seems to work! They're Everywhere! This is a night

I swear I'm at my wit's end with these/those/them darn bed bugs. They're like/sucking the life out of/infesting my whole apartment and I just can't seem to get rid of them/the little critters/this infestation. I've tried everything/all sorts of things/pretty much every home remedy under the sun, but they keep coming back/it's like they're multiplyi